Eurovision
FRANCE TO WIN!
Tell me I'm wrong.
ETA: WTF Ukraine? WHAT ARE THEY? I'M SCARED AND THINK THEY ESCAPED FROM THE BEEB'S SPECIAL EFFECTS DEPARTMENT IN 1968 YES?
ETA2: Our plan to win appears to be: namecheck a bunch of European cities. It's like...an ad for British Airways on crack with the promise of mile-high, not very good sex. WE, THE BRITISH PUBLIC, VOTED FOR THAT.
ETA3: "We're back to the Cold War. There's only one thing for it, we'll form a Western Alliance. Where's Nato when you really need it?" Oh, Terry Wogan.
Tell me I'm wrong.
ETA: WTF Ukraine? WHAT ARE THEY? I'M SCARED AND THINK THEY ESCAPED FROM THE BEEB'S SPECIAL EFFECTS DEPARTMENT IN 1968 YES?
ETA2: Our plan to win appears to be: namecheck a bunch of European cities. It's like...an ad for British Airways on crack with the promise of mile-high, not very good sex. WE, THE BRITISH PUBLIC, VOTED FOR THAT.
ETA3: "We're back to the Cold War. There's only one thing for it, we'll form a Western Alliance. Where's Nato when you really need it?" Oh, Terry Wogan.