concerning Tom Baker's birthday

Twitter keeps telling me Tom Baker is 78 today. That's BLOODY RIDICULOUS. My grandfather is 78. Tom Baker is not the same age as my grandfather. Tom Baker is Santa Claus and timeless and magic, and I suggest we freeze him at once and then wake him up in like a thousand years when a whole new world can benefit from his awesome wisdom and voice and boggly eyes.

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Boggly is almost certainly a real word, I'm sure. (And if it's not, it should be.) I'm not using boggling, boggling is rubbish.