Doctor Who! In an Exciting Adventure in Time and Space!

[carmen_lj]

Oh, so tired. But rather gleeful. For, y'see, I had rather a lot of photocopying from Old College and No Idea what to do with it due to the fact I just had a wee bag with self. So I Accidently Stumbled into Forbidden Planet (very, very easy in Edinburgh, tis just opposite the Law School, heh) and I Accidently Stumbled towards Toys and I Accidently Bought a Wee David Tennat in Coat with Sonic Screwdriver Accessory. And a plastic bag. For the photocopying. Yes. It was a Great Plan.

And, because, at heart, I am a ten-year-old, I present:

Doctor Who Loses His TARDIS
An Exciting Adventure in Time And Space
(not at all dial-up friendly)






"Oh noes!" says the Doctor. "I have lost my TARDIS! Wherever can it be?"



"Is this my TARDIS?" asks the Doctor. "It looks ever so big!"



"Aargh!" says the Doctor. "It is some mad crazy twisted dimension with razor sharp number discs out to decapitate me. Run away!"



"Is this my TARDIS?" asks the Doctor. "It looks slightly too small...and there is someone even smaller in it."



"Aargh!" says the Doctor. "This is another Doctor's TARDIS. Run away!"

"Hello," says the second Doctor, who, under normal circumstances is rather hot. "Please ignore the fact I look like a rather monochrome Oompa-Loompa. Dapol were right bastards. I am still great though."



"Is this my TARDIS?" asks the Doctor. "Hmm, I wonder what this writing is? It refers to CHOCOLATE! I like chocolate."



"Aargh!" says the Doctor. "It is some giant shiny egg in a nest pretending it is my TARDIS! P'haps the mother bird will return soon. In the meantime, I shall steal some choccie goodness."



"Is this my TARDIS?" asks the Doctor. "Everything is very wee. But Scottish. Like me."

"Away wi' ye, ya wee sassenach!" cries the seventh Doctor, waving his small plastic umbrella in a highly threatening manner.

"Scottish Doctors are best," says the Doctor wisely, but decides there is not enough room for him and the hubris in the slightly small TARDIS.



"Is this my TARDIS?" asks the Doctor. "It looks just right."



"It is my TARDIS!" says the Doctor. "Look, there is Rose!"

And he gives the TARDIS a big hug.

The End.

Comments

[hathy-col.livejournal.com]

GENIUS.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

That slut tardis! She will run off with any old doctor, won't she?

[saltmarsh.livejournal.com]

*is highly impressed by the excellent condition of your NA collection*

[themonkeycabal.livejournal.com]

Thank god he found his TARDIS. That was harrowing.

Well done! *applause*

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

*MARRIES*

*right after has picked self from floor 'coz is laughing too much*

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

*envies your collection of TARDISeses*

AND you haven't eaten the chocolate yet. Golly.

[livii.livejournal.com]

HURRAH!

[cedara]

Heeeeee! :-D

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

Hee! All the tardises.

(I was just talking to my dad on the phone and he hadn't heard anything about Torchwood and is now really excited and wants it to start on his birthday.)

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

YAY!

Oh, that was positively nerve-wrecking.

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

I'm glad the Xmas present came in useful.

:-D

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

FOOKIN KAWAII!!

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

That is actually painfully cute.

Eee!

[rpgamera.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. I think I may post a link to this on my own LJ.

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

I was a little worried he would never find it! *teardrop*

[mahala.livejournal.com]

Please ignore the fact I look like a rather monochrome Oompa-Loompa.

Oh, the little Two is adorable, if slightly manic.

[padawanpooh.livejournal.com]

Absolute total complete true GENIUS.

You've got me giggling away all alone like an idiot.

*Loves the madness that is this picture story*

*Adds to memories*

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

They should absolutely publish that. Yeah! :-D :-D

[gwynnega]

Awwwww!

[(Anonymous)]

Man, I almost bought a Tennant figure today myself. Twice. Once in Woolworths and once more in *my* local FP.

I probably wouldn't have made an 80's style photostrip with him but I would certainly have lined him up with other Who ephemera.

The almost-but-not-quite-coincidence is quite eerie...

(and hey. Happy ending next to 'Happy Endings' ! Yay!)

[cesario.livejournal.com]

*cries*

I *hate* being American sometimes. Where are all our shiny Who-based marketing devices? WHERE??

(I mean, seriously, I have Sherlock Holmes, Giles, and Oscar Wilde---there is like a Doctor shaped hole in that collection.)

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Super!

[ionlylurkhere.livejournal.com]

I am on dialup, but I don't care - that was worth every minute of downloading. A winner is you!

When DT finally leaves, BF will be able to do multi-Doctor stories with him and Sylv because there is already a track record of him working with them, yes. And it will be the bestest thing ever. Hubris²!

[owl]

ROTFLMAO!!

I love this bit: Aargh!" says the Doctor. "It is some giant shiny egg in a nest pretending it is my TARDIS! P'haps the mother bird will return soon. In the meantime, I shall steal some choccie goodness."

and Ten meeting Seven. And hugging the TARDIS. Is it very very wrong that I want to huggle your Ten action figure?