I was going to say, "Thank you for writing the greatest fic ever in the history of the universe", but then I remembered that I read the greatest fic ever in the history of the universe earlier this morning, and you can't have two in one day. Not before lunch, anyway. It's just tacky.

So, thank you for writing the second-greatest fic ever in the history of the universe. I laughed at all the bits I think were meant to be funny, whic seemed to be most of the fic. Especially the bird.