My am dram director was a designer on Quatermass 2, apparently. We had to remind him of that - he's not losing his marbles or anything, it's just he's forgotten more great telly he's made than most people have even watched. Then this thing about him designing the original Blue Peter set came up and all I could think of to say was: 'was that the one the elephant shat on?'

I'm so not cool.