Bulletpoints are yay

Bulletpoints are Love.

• I have a 'I Love Boris' badge. This pleases me greatly.
  
• It is a 'Reading Week. Or, a your dissertation is due in on Friday (um, not mine though) this is your last chance to get it finished, so have a week off week. So I have gone home for the Food, Central Heating What Works and teh Interwebs, yay.
  
• Ickle sister is also here. We are watching the rugby. Sister loves rugby very much. Apparently we won Six Nations match our last week and we will possibly win this match. We being Scotland. Despite the fact I have nought to do with the Actual Game, I am partly responsible for victory. This is out is works. Apparently.
  
• Have not been to Post Office to send people stuff. I am very sorry and will be doing that this week. Yarg to disorganisation.
  
• Heh, "Scotland's heroics at Murrayfield" said the telly. Seems is very easy to be a hero these days.
  
• Sea of Souls was LOVE last night. I pretended PMG was playing a slightly scary AU Doctor and it was even betterer. I am not ashamed of my pretense, noes.

Fantasy Pirate Crew

Stolen from slemslempike, jekesta and mostly tiniago:

Calapine's Fantasy Pirate Crew
using a combo of tiniago's and jekesta's models, ho hum.

First Mate: Captain Jack Sparrow, for he is an actual pirate and smashing and JOhnny Depp and has a truly fabulous sword, yes. Dude. Also I can steal his ship to be Captian of, yes.

Second Mate: Romana II, for she is terrifically competant and magic and would undoubtedly look marvellous in a swashbucking outfit.

Third Mate: Sir Humphrey Appleby, for he would keep everyone rather organised and stop them from killing me dead, yay.

Cooks (3):

The Second Doctor - he would surely be a wonderful cook, yes? And if not, he would feed us by stealing sandwiches, as he does canonically, tut.

Blake - And his hands which would be cooking, yes. Dude.

Rimmer - Bless 'im, he tries. He was hopeless with the scutters, but he would have a hard light drive on my ship and so meybe he will get better. Also cookery rather than piratry probably better suited to his slightly cowardly nature, yes.

Trusty Crew (12):

Liz Shaw - Cause she Knows Stuff. And has lovely boots. And she would just roll her eyes and other pirates would Run Away. Yes.

Soolin - Cause she is Ace Gunslinger, and we would have guns as well as swords and it would be good if someone knew how to shoot them, yes.

Dr. Marcus Brody - he got lost in his own museum, but he does know ancient Greek and will probably be useful in helping us out with any Cursed Treasure we happen across.

Eowyn - Dude! She is a swordfighter of greatness! She would be a truly great pirate with her skills, yes.

Jessica (sort of Atreides) - she is Wise. And can fight with lots of stuff. And tell when people lie. Excellent. Also could probably ride giant sandworms should we encounter them in the...sea. Ahem.

Dangermouse - Dangermouse! He will be sad without Penfold, but am sure he can live with it, yes.

D'Artagnan - Swordfight fantastique! Though am not sure how great he'd be on a ship.

Talia Winters - To discover sekrit treasure from other pirates, yes.

The Eighth Doctor - For teh Pretteh, ahrrm.

Jamie McCrimmon - Else Two would be sad. Also he would surely be smashing as a pirate.

Storm - No bad weather for us! Oh noes! Yay!

The Mad Hatter - for making us tea, oh yes.

Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing: (according to tiniago this is a proper job title and she is Right. How else would we face down unconvincingly fanged vampires and polystyrene menaces, eh? Exactly.) Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.

Cabin Boys (2):

Bernard Woolley - cause we really need more civil servants to keep things tidy, yes. Also he wil make terrible jokes that will amuse me.
Angus - he looks good as a pirate but am sure he would meybe like the less stressful cabin boy job, yes. *nods*


Surgeon/Doctor: Harry Sullivan, of course. Cause he's only qualified to work on sailors, hurrah! JOY.