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Fantasy Pirate Crew
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slemslempike, jekesta and mostly tiniago:
Calapine's Fantasy Pirate Crew
using a combo oftiniago's and jekesta's models, ho hum.
First Mate: Captain Jack Sparrow, for he is an actual pirate and smashing and JOhnny Depp and has a truly fabulous sword, yes. Dude. Also I can steal his ship to be Captian of, yes.
Second Mate: Romana II, for she is terrifically competant and magic and would undoubtedly look marvellous in a swashbucking outfit.
Third Mate: Sir Humphrey Appleby, for he would keep everyone rather organised and stop them from killing me dead, yay.
Cooks (3):
The Second Doctor - he would surely be a wonderful cook, yes? And if not, he would feed us by stealing sandwiches, as he does canonically, tut.
Blake - And his hands which would be cooking, yes. Dude.
Rimmer - Bless 'im, he tries. He was hopeless with the scutters, but he would have a hard light drive on my ship and so meybe he will get better. Also cookery rather than piratry probably better suited to his slightly cowardly nature, yes.
Trusty Crew (12):
Liz Shaw - Cause she Knows Stuff. And has lovely boots. And she would just roll her eyes and other pirates would Run Away. Yes.
Soolin - Cause she is Ace Gunslinger, and we would have guns as well as swords and it would be good if someone knew how to shoot them, yes.
Dr. Marcus Brody - he got lost in his own museum, but he does know ancient Greek and will probably be useful in helping us out with any Cursed Treasure we happen across.
Eowyn - Dude! She is a swordfighter of greatness! She would be a truly great pirate with her skills, yes.
Jessica (sort of Atreides) - she is Wise. And can fight with lots of stuff. And tell when people lie. Excellent. Also could probably ride giant sandworms should we encounter them in the...sea. Ahem.
Dangermouse - Dangermouse! He will be sad without Penfold, but am sure he can live with it, yes.
D'Artagnan - Swordfight fantastique! Though am not sure how great he'd be on a ship.
Talia Winters - To discover sekrit treasure from other pirates, yes.
The Eighth Doctor - For teh Pretteh, ahrrm.
Jamie McCrimmon - Else Two would be sad. Also he would surely be smashing as a pirate.
Storm - No bad weather for us! Oh noes! Yay!
The Mad Hatter - for making us tea, oh yes.
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing: (according totiniago this is a proper job title and she is Right. How else would we face down unconvincingly fanged vampires and polystyrene menaces, eh? Exactly.) Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.
Cabin Boys (2):
Bernard Woolley - cause we really need more civil servants to keep things tidy, yes. Also he wil make terrible jokes that will amuse me.
Angus - he looks good as a pirate but am sure he would meybe like the less stressful cabin boy job, yes. *nods*
Surgeon/Doctor: Harry Sullivan, of course. Cause he's only qualified to work on sailors, hurrah! JOY.
slemslempike, jekesta and mostly tiniago:Calapine's Fantasy Pirate Crew
using a combo of
tiniago's and jekesta's models, ho hum.First Mate: Captain Jack Sparrow, for he is an actual pirate and smashing and JOhnny Depp and has a truly fabulous sword, yes. Dude. Also I can steal his ship to be Captian of, yes.
Second Mate: Romana II, for she is terrifically competant and magic and would undoubtedly look marvellous in a swashbucking outfit.
Third Mate: Sir Humphrey Appleby, for he would keep everyone rather organised and stop them from killing me dead, yay.
Cooks (3):
The Second Doctor - he would surely be a wonderful cook, yes? And if not, he would feed us by stealing sandwiches, as he does canonically, tut.
Blake - And his hands which would be cooking, yes. Dude.
Rimmer - Bless 'im, he tries. He was hopeless with the scutters, but he would have a hard light drive on my ship and so meybe he will get better. Also cookery rather than piratry probably better suited to his slightly cowardly nature, yes.
Trusty Crew (12):
Liz Shaw - Cause she Knows Stuff. And has lovely boots. And she would just roll her eyes and other pirates would Run Away. Yes.
Soolin - Cause she is Ace Gunslinger, and we would have guns as well as swords and it would be good if someone knew how to shoot them, yes.
Dr. Marcus Brody - he got lost in his own museum, but he does know ancient Greek and will probably be useful in helping us out with any Cursed Treasure we happen across.
Eowyn - Dude! She is a swordfighter of greatness! She would be a truly great pirate with her skills, yes.
Jessica (sort of Atreides) - she is Wise. And can fight with lots of stuff. And tell when people lie. Excellent. Also could probably ride giant sandworms should we encounter them in the...sea. Ahem.
Dangermouse - Dangermouse! He will be sad without Penfold, but am sure he can live with it, yes.
D'Artagnan - Swordfight fantastique! Though am not sure how great he'd be on a ship.
Talia Winters - To discover sekrit treasure from other pirates, yes.
The Eighth Doctor - For teh Pretteh, ahrrm.
Jamie McCrimmon - Else Two would be sad. Also he would surely be smashing as a pirate.
Storm - No bad weather for us! Oh noes! Yay!
The Mad Hatter - for making us tea, oh yes.
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing: (according to
tiniago this is a proper job title and she is Right. How else would we face down unconvincingly fanged vampires and polystyrene menaces, eh? Exactly.) Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.Cabin Boys (2):
Bernard Woolley - cause we really need more civil servants to keep things tidy, yes. Also he wil make terrible jokes that will amuse me.
Angus - he looks good as a pirate but am sure he would meybe like the less stressful cabin boy job, yes. *nods*
Surgeon/Doctor: Harry Sullivan, of course. Cause he's only qualified to work on sailors, hurrah! JOY.
