Skience Results!

[carmen_lj]

So, after a lovely big nice number of responses, I now present LISTS! Lists of the hotness of companions!


Top Ten of HOTNESS!

1. Jack Harkness (99)
   
2. Romana II (81)
   
3. Sarah Jane Smith (74)
   
4. Jamie McCrimmon (60)
   
5. Mickey Smith (58)
   
6. Romana I (54)
   
7. Turlough (53)
   
8. Leela (51)
   
9. Ace (50)
   
10. Rose Tyler (44)
    
    

Top Ten Women of HOTNESS!

1. Romana II (81)
   
2. Sarah Jane Smith (74)
   
3. Romana I (54)
   
4. Leela (51)
   
5. Ace (50)
   
6. Rose Tyler (44)
   
7. Zoe Herriot (35)
   
8. Liz Shaw (31)
   
9. =Charley Pollard & Tegan Jovanka (28)
   
   

Top Ten Men of HOTNESS!

1. Jack Harkness (99)
   
2. Jamie McCrimmon (60)
   
3. Mickey Smith (58)
   
4. Turlough (53)
   
5. Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart (38)
   
6. Harry Sullivan (36)
   
7. Ian Chesterton (28)
   
8. Fitz (24)
   
9. Sergeant Benton (21)
   
10. Ben Jackson (16)
    
    

Top Ten Apocrypha of HOTNESS!

1. Charley Pollard (28)
   
2. Benny Summerfield (25)
   
3. Fitz (24)
   
4. Anji (13)
   
5. = Sam Jones & Hex (11)
   
6. Chris (8)
   
7. Erimem (7)
   
8. Evelyn Smyth (6)
   
9. Roz (5)
   

Bottom Ten of HOTNESS!

1. = Katarina & Dodo Chaplet & Kamelion & Trix (2)
   
2. =Vicki & Mel & C'rizz (4)
   
3. = Roz & K-9 (5)
   
4. Evelyn Smythe (6)
   
   

The poll can be found for perusal here.

So, some random commentary:

• Jack/Romana II is now the hottest pairing in DW fandom. It should be written immediately, yes.
  
• Why was Adric not in the bottom ten, why?
  
• Too many people voted for K-9. Far too many people.
  
• Go Jamie! Dude! He got one teeny wee mention in the New Series and hasn't had the same exposure in fandom as Romana and yet he still gets to fourth place despite his character being forty years old and teh burnings. Go him! Yays!
  
• The rest in the Top 5 a bit more expected. Though Rose being so low, p'haps a bit surprising, maybe?
  
• Ace, though, what? What is that about? I do not understand. EXPLAIN. Thank you.
  
• Apocrypha people do badly, yes, and the more stories a character has burned, the worse they seem to have done, sort of. Ben & Polly fer instance are Quite Ignored despite being decent characters and rather pretty. Also Steven, Steven is great despite being Peter Purves.
  
• Sara Kingdom is love, and is nice that despite three quarters of her single story being burned and that one story being forty-two years old, she still gets quite a respectable score. This makes me happy.
  

In conclusion, SKIENCE!

Comments

[cedara]

Ace was the coolest. :)

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

And very, very hot.

[calapine.livejournal.com]

But...but...*flail*...Fenric and her distracting of the guard and just...noes...*flails*

[lilith-morgana.livejournal.com]

Jack is hot? o.O

[calapine.livejournal.com]

It appears so. Tumti tum.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Seconding the Jack/Romana II thing: Someone has to write it, pleaaase! ^^

[aervir.livejournal.com]

You could make the two bump into each other in Paris again...

[calapine.livejournal.com]

*pokes people*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the Ace thing, um... She's a teenager. It causes my brain to run far away from that.

*hides with Romana in a closet*

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

But unlike some other teenaged companions one could mention, she grows up.

[calapine.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for the closet, yes!

[tellitslant]

If we're pairing off tops, then apparently the hottest slash pairing should be Jack/Jamie, which makes me giggle rather a lot.

Also, obviously people other than me should be writing either Romana/Sarah Jane.

[calapine.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, Jack/Jamie would indeed by very pretty and make me happy. As would SJ/Romana, yes. ::dances::

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

I assume the Ace thing is the supposed kickarseness? Dunno. Although I did do pr0n of her once. Or twice. Oops.

I still try to wrap my head around the concept of Romana II, though. I can understand digging her in the brains and snark thing, but at least physically she gives me the "I am 12 years old" vibe. At least Romana II is a grown woman.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Hm, yes. It depends on what you mean by "hot". Some people use this in an exclusively sexual manner, so a 24yr old Sophie playing a teenage Ace is not hot. It's Emo!Kickass! + Over the top future destiny, but not that. But for some people, "hot" = "cool", in a non-exclusively-sexual manner. Also, time travelling on a motorcycle, pwns.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

The kickarseness, for sure, but I also think Ace has rather gorgeously strong features - a great square jaw and lovely skin. She carries off the 1940s stuff wonderfully.

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

Bugger, shouldn't have voted for Jack...

Still, er, Romana 2, hurrah! I'm still straight, of course I am!

[calapine.livejournal.com]

Jack won by Quite A Few. He has omni-appeal.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

The ginger one is only 1 person less shaggable than Romana I. Hurrah.

The Brig coming above Harry (as it were) is a bit odd though, isn't it? I mean, I love the Brig and all, but he's, well, Briglike. And won't someone think of the Doris?

[calapine.livejournal.com]

But Harry is Canonically Gay and thus the Brig more would possibly be somewhat more willing, yes. *nods*

[gwynnega]

Yay Sara Kingdom! And yay Romana for winning in the polls of hotness!

[calapine.livejournal.com]

I love Romana, I do, I do. Fandom is so shiny for living her so much. It makes me very, very happy, yes.

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe Mel got 4 votes...

[abates.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

I'm sad Erimem got so low, because Caroline Morris is quite lovely.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I'd still snog Harry in a instant.

[calapine.livejournal.com]

As would I, yes. *nods*

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

There should be fic where Jack and Jamie go to recover their memories and find Romana. And then they have kinky threesome sex.

*cough* I have caught the fandom bug. Dear gods. ;)

[livii.livejournal.com]

It's a great set-up; I wrote a couple of drabbles where Jack went to find Jamie and Zoe to try to get their memories back and find the Doctor, but no sex, alas.

Someone should write a very long fic along those lines, though. With lots of sex. And they can find Romana too. And have more sex. ::coughs::

[iristigerlily.livejournal.com]

I have to say, if I read Jack/Romana II, I have a feeling my computer screen would melt.

[calapine.livejournal.com]

Melt with goodness!

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Skience is good!

[calapine.livejournal.com]

It are!

[neohippie.livejournal.com]

Of course Jack would be the hottest. Being hot is the whole point of Jack, but he intimidates me. He's too aggressive.

So next on the list? JAMIE! HOORAY! I personally would feel much more comfortable with Jamie. :-)

I'm also glad to see Sarah Jane got pretty high up. Does anyone besides me think old Sarah from "School Reunion" was even cooler than young Sarah who hung out with Three and Four?